My insanity, overflowing...

Just a few features of my anxiety

Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you. 
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit. 
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?

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malformalady:

Albino American Alligator

Fuck you, that’s a DRAGON!

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laserpanther:

bigbeardedbastard:

jennyknitting:

the-magic-historian:

lacigreen:

“You Can’t Be a Princess” | Journalists from ABC’s “What Would You Do?” planted hidden cameras in a Halloween store and filmed shoppers’ reactions to a boy who wanted a princess costume and a girl who wanted a Spiderman costume.

we are policed into our respective gender roles at a very, very young age.

fucking rude-ass moms when i have kids and my daughter wants to be superman or thor or whoever the fuck else then GO AHEAD BABYDOLL or if my son wants to be cinderella or amy pond then HE CAN because being a good parent means making your child HAPPY and letting them do something harmless like wear a costume they wanna wear for halloween the one day of the year you can dress up like somebody else THAT ISNT YOURSELF.

I know this was a hidden camera thing but jesus!! If someone said some shit like that to me about my kids I would lay them out.

Thanks for the unsolicited shitty parenting advice ! POW- BOOW- WHAM! Of course you can be Cinderella son, now step over the unconscious asshole and let’s get you a tiara

I HATE OTHER HUMANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
god fucking dammit if you said shit like this to my child you would be in a world of pain

(Source: lalondes)

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alwaysthreeoclock:

can you imagine how amazing and mindblowing it would be to meet people who’ve lived for generations on a continent you didn’t know existed, full of food you’ve never tasted and weather you’ve never experienced, and who have languages and religions and cultures that aren’t in any way influenced by yours

that would be completely unbelievable and valuable beyond words

or, you know, you could kill them all and build colonies

(Source: celeryandhummus, via monsterboots)

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amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand
alcohol or lighter fluid
sugar
Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

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ask-tracy-flash:

pendletondreadful:

professor-darque:

ass-candy:

Everyone should reblog this!!!!!

Always and Forever.

OOC: I’ll delete this after, but this blog is inactive for the day. Fuck CISPA.

Same thing, will update tomorrow! Post will be deleted after. ))

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stay-myheartbeatsforlove:

fucklefickwit:

rianna-mae:

duckkiiee:

hoccypocky:

fuck-this-url-sucks:

agnostic-hippie:

fyeahheatherjh:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

I’ve been crying for the last 100 years.

Fucking a tumblr I did not need that shit right now

What the fuck tumblr.

Why.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

omfg…

i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything more beautiful in my life.

Okay, yeah, the emotional content apparently missed me entirely…I was too busy being blown away by the technical brilliance of it.

I’m not crying, I’ve got a little bit of Britain’s Got Talent in my eyes.

(Source: youtube.com, via happiness-is-fandom)

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fer1972:

‘Fate’ Sculpture by Takashi Murakami

(via dancingnkd)

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clapchat:

Guys I don’t have a lot of followers but please, PLEASE reblog this. This little girl is missing from our town and no one can find her. I know I only have a few followers that actually live near me but anything helps. Please.

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The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

(Source: girl-vs-sex, via rasputin)

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